Books

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BOOKS BY DAVID HALLAMSHIRE

Stone Deaf and Everything

stonedeafA tongue in cheek guide for anyone who has been in a band, wants to be in a band, or knows someone in a band. This book was originally published by Ebury Press and was serialised on the Mark Radcliffe Show Radio 1. It went out of print many years ago but has now been rewritten updated and includes new material. You can buy this book as a genuine book made of pages (blimey) from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or as an eBook download from Barnes and Noble, Amazon and Lulu and iTunes.
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The Yorkshire Bible Stories

YBSbluecover1[1]The Yorkshire Bible Stories is a collection of classic Old testament stories told in Yorkshire dialect. This book was first published in 1986. Despite everyone telling David Hallamshire he was crazy this book has sold over 10,000 copies and even now it can sell sometimes up to one a month or even MORE! You can buy this book as a ‘book’ from www.lulu.com/hallamshire . It’s a doddle.

It is also available as an eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble, and iTunes and Amazon.

 

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The Yorkshire version of Exodus

exoduscover[1]The Yorkshire version of Exodus, is the old testament story of Moses told in Yorkshire dialect. It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle

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The Yorkshire Fables

fablescover[1]The Yorkshire Fables are classic children’s stories told in Yorkshire dialect. Jack and The Beanstalk, Cinderella, The Hare and Tortoise etc.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble   and iTunes

 

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Pirates by David Hallamshire

piratescoverThe famous Morgan statue has been found again!  But will the two inept robbers get to keep their loot, or will the most eccentric pirate ship in the Caribbean relieve them of their prize?  A very funny tale of daring-do set against a background of greed, grog and bad teeth. Treasure Island meets the Carry On team with David Hallamshire’s usual tongue in cheek humour.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle.

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The Task of The Apprentice

taskcoverZarrow is an apprentice wizard.  To qualify as a full wizard he must complete The Task of The Apprentice.  His Task is to make a magical staff from the tree of Redarrberrar.  Meanwhile…Ravenback, a wizard apprentice on the dark side has to complete his own Task.  His Task is to kill a White Wizard Apprentice.  Wizards, dragons, maidens, pirates and a talking horse all get thrown into the comedy cauldron in David Hallamshire’s hilarious comedy fantasy. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle.

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Toddlers by David Hallamshire

toddlers1coverAliens come to earth to test a weapon so dangerous they daren’t test it on their own planet.  What is it?  a robotic human toddler!  A delightful combination of slapstick, sci-fi and situation comedy from Award winning author David Hallamshire. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle

 

 

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Toddlers II

toddlers2coverOfficer Vibrka and his crew return to Earth to test the new secret weapon, the Toddler MkII.  Will things go to plan?  Not a chance!  Another hilarious romp by David Hallamshire with all the custard pies, snot and mayhem you’d expect. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from Lulu and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle

 

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Toddlers III

toddlers3coverThe crew of Warrior One return to earth for another chaotic mission. This time, will things go to plan?  Well…not really.  Warrior One has been shot down by their own Super Toddler weapons. Officer Choon is missing and the ship is surrounded by soldiers.  Will they escape?  Will Officer Choon get back to the ship? Find out in the third book in the popular Toddler series.  Another tale of silliness and confused aliens from award winning author David Hallamshire, aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle

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Bouncy Women by David Hallamshire

Bouncy Women by David Hallamshire

Bouncy Women by David Hallamshire

.Planet Darsee has a problem!  They have run out of fat women. Doomed to a path of extinction they send two men, an erotic dance troupe called the Slide Brothers, to planet Earth with the task of bringing back Big Bouncy Beautiful women.  Following closely behind is Starton, a member of the fascist Fashion Industry, whose job it is to kill the Slide Brothers before they complete their mission. And following behind him is Mr Brakkman, the Fashion Industry’s professional hitman whose job it is to… Well you get the idea. Another manic, slapstick, satirical tale from David Hallamshire containing all the plot twists, hilarity, and big bouncy beautiful women you could wish for.

It is available as a paperback from www.lulu.com/hallamshire or eBook from www.lulu.com/hallamshire and Barnes and Noble and iTunes and Amazon Kindle